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• Im so great im jealous of myself.
• Girls are like phones. they love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected.
• Guns don’t kill people… but they make it real easy.
• When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football
• The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
• Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
• Here Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
• Emina= Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance hahah
• Never steal........The government hates competition
• I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.
• Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

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